CORONA #2

SOMHOW I NEVER GETTY CORONTA BECUS I AM A CELLAR KID.
I NEVAR GO OUTSIDE. ONLY HUMAN CONTACT IS DELIVERY MAN.
AND STUPID MORONS ON TE INTERNETS.

HI BTW

NOW GOVCERNMEND WANTS EVERYON TO B LIKE ME, HIDE IN CELLAR AND PLY WIDEOGAMES OR DO INTERNETS INSTED OF BATHING IN DEADLY SUNRAYS AND GET CORONA + SKIN CANCER
GOOD GOVERNMENT BUT IT MAKES INTERNET LAG.

HOW TO BE CELLAR GUY:

1. YOUR ROUTINE:
    -WAKE UP
    -PEE (IN TOILET OR PEE BOTTLE)
    -START PC AND DO INTERNETS
    -EAT (ORDER PIZZA / COOK MEEAL IN MIRCOWAVE)
    -POOP (IN TOILET / POOP BAG)
    -SLEEP
    RINSE AND REPET

2. AVOUD HUMAN CONTECTS:
    AS SAID YOUR ONLY CONTACT IS DELIVERY MAN, SO ORDER PIZZA AND FOOD OVER INTERNETS

3. DONT EVEN LEAVE UR CELLAR UNLESS TAKE OUT POOP BAGS/PEE BOTTLES/SOMTHING RLY IMPORTANT

4. NO NEED FOR TOO MCH HYGIENE
    U R ON UR OWN SO YOU DONT NEED TO SHOWER EVERY DAY, SAVES MONEH FOR YOUR P*RN HUB ACCONT (ooc: which is actually free premium atm lol)
    IF IT STINCKS TOO MUCH USE DEODORANT

5. BE THE BIG GUY ON THE INTERNETS BUT NOT IRL

IF YOU FOLLOW ALL THESE STEPS YOU ARE SAVE FROM CORONA .
IF U WAN TO BE SAVE FROM CORTANA, JUST INSTALL LINUX 

CORONA

Corona...

Cortona….

CORTANA!!!!

ITS A PLAEGUE OGMG