A

 HLEP IS IS FUNNY

A TIWWTTTER TREND

 YU KNOW WAT TREND IS ON TWITTER?

THEY POST "Ich habe mich eingeschissen" EVRY DAY

IS BEST TREND LOL

OMG 2023

 I FORGOT TO PSOT IN 2022 ACTSHUALLY

HELLO 2023 NOW ELON MUSK HAZ TIWWTTER AND SOM PEOPEL DIDNT LIEK DIS

SO THEY MADE MATSODON

SOOO FUNNY BTW TRANS PEOPEL SPRED THEIR HATE IN THEIR ONWN SOFTWARE SO WE CAN LIEV IN PEACE ON TIWWWTTTER 

DONT BELIEV? ASK THE ADMIIN FRIM mastodon.lol 

BEST TIWTTER ACKONTS

 DONT USE TWITER THER ARE ONYL EVIL PESRSONS WHO TELL YOU TAT YOU ARE NAZI WHEN U DONT LIEK THEIR OPINONION

AND THEN THER ARE PEOPEL (MALE) WHO HAT EWOMEN AND TELL EVRYONE ITS BECAUSE TRAINS RIGHTS.. AND MUHC MOAR.

IS SO TOCXIC RLY TIHS BLOFG IS BETTR!

ONLY GOOD TWITER ACKONG: https://twitter.com/mr_the2nd (NOT MINE)

FACEBROKEN O NO GRETA RESEAT?!

 FECEBOK WASTAPP ADN INSTERGAM IS DED

SOMEONE REMOVD ALL THE DNS FORM IT 

ALSO HI

YOU IN THE WEIRD PASRT OF TE INTERNET NOW

I JSUT RELALIZED

 I AM THE SAMRTEST PERSON ALIEV NOW 

I WIRTE LIEK DIS ON PRUPOSE TO HIED THAT FACT.

GOD DMANIT

 I FORGET 2 HAV MANEY TYPOS IN PREVIUS BLOFG BUT REALLY I HAS THE MONOPOLY TO BEING STUPIG BUT LIKE EVERY WESTRN COUNTRY JUST TOOK MAH JOB!!!!

WTF IS GOING ON WITH THOSE PEOPLE

GIANT FUCKING DEBATE ABOUT TRANS RIGHTS.... REALLY FUCKING REALLY?!

TRANS RIGHTS ARE OK AS LONG AS IT DOES NOT ALLOW MALES TO (IDENTIFY AS A WOMAN) AND SPY TO WOMEN AND LITTLE GIRLS (AND SUDDENTLY BECOME A MAN TO RAPE/FAP) 

SRSLY THOSE COUNTRIES WHO LEGALISE THIS... WHAT THE FUCK DID THOSE PEOPLE SMOKE, ARE THEY INSANE?????

REALLY?

Leck mei Zückerli

WHY DOING SOMETHIG IMPORTENT LIKE SAVE CLIMATE, BUT NOOOOO O JUST FUCKING PAMPER SNOWFLAKES WHO CAN'T EVEN LIVE THEIR OWN LIFE. 

IM TRUMP

 ET

click here for a virus lol 

CORANA 2021 - STILL ALIEV

 LOL 2021 WE STILL HAVE CORTANA.. I MEAN CORONA

TRUMP HAS LOST ERECTION AAND HAS BANNI ON TITTEWR INSTA FACEBOOK AND HE STILL HAS ATOM BUTTON

HE COULD LAUNCH ATOM NUKE ON FACEBOOK IF HE WANTS

...

NO HE WOULDNT DO IT IM SURE

THE WOLRD HAS SHOWN THAT THERE AR MOR SUTUPID PEOPL THEN ME I EVEN WER MAKSKS AND DISTANCE BUT AS STETED IN MY LAST PSOSTS I DONT GO OFTEN OUTSIDE

THES STUPID PEOPEL SAY CORANA IS A LIE AND 5G IS DEDLY LOL

AND BILLY GATES HAS A CHIP WIT WINDOWS XPNT ON IT WHICH IS A KEY ENGREDIENT IN EVERY ANTI CORTANA VACZEEN 

I AM TRYIN TO BE THE STUPIDEST PERSON IN INTERNETS BUT THEY TOOK MY JOB!

ALSO GERMAN TWITTAR USERS ARE CRAP :)

CORONA #2

SOMHOW I NEVER GETTY CORONTA BECUS I AM A CELLAR KID.
I NEVAR GO OUTSIDE. ONLY HUMAN CONTACT IS DELIVERY MAN.
AND STUPID MORONS ON TE INTERNETS.

HI BTW

NOW GOVCERNMEND WANTS EVERYON TO B LIKE ME, HIDE IN CELLAR AND PLY WIDEOGAMES OR DO INTERNETS INSTED OF BATHING IN DEADLY SUNRAYS AND GET CORONA + SKIN CANCER
GOOD GOVERNMENT BUT IT MAKES INTERNET LAG.

HOW TO BE CELLAR GUY:

1. YOUR ROUTINE:
    -WAKE UP
    -PEE (IN TOILET OR PEE BOTTLE)
    -START PC AND DO INTERNETS
    -EAT (ORDER PIZZA / COOK MEEAL IN MIRCOWAVE)
    -POOP (IN TOILET / POOP BAG)
    -SLEEP
    RINSE AND REPET

2. AVOUD HUMAN CONTECTS:
    AS SAID YOUR ONLY CONTACT IS DELIVERY MAN, SO ORDER PIZZA AND FOOD OVER INTERNETS

3. DONT EVEN LEAVE UR CELLAR UNLESS TAKE OUT POOP BAGS/PEE BOTTLES/SOMTHING RLY IMPORTANT

4. NO NEED FOR TOO MCH HYGIENE
    U R ON UR OWN SO YOU DONT NEED TO SHOWER EVERY DAY, SAVES MONEH FOR YOUR P*RN HUB ACCONT (ooc: which is actually free premium atm lol)
    IF IT STINCKS TOO MUCH USE DEODORANT

5. BE THE BIG GUY ON THE INTERNETS BUT NOT IRL

IF YOU FOLLOW ALL THESE STEPS YOU ARE SAVE FROM CORONA .
IF U WAN TO BE SAVE FROM CORTANA, JUST INSTALL LINUX 

CORONA

Corona...

Cortona….

CORTANA!!!!

ITS A PLAEGUE OGMG

KAFFEEEEEEEEEEEee

PLS GIB KAFFEE NOW OR ELSE I WILL FART BADLY AND EVEN LET SOME POOPOO COME OUT AND THEN I WILL FORCE YOU TO EAT THE POO POO

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GERMAN GREEN PARTY AND GERMAN LEFT PARTY IS CRAP. THEY ARE LIKE NAZIS: HATE EVERYTHING EXCEPT YOURSELF. GAS EVERYTHING EXCEPT YOURSELF.
MORONS

AWA

AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWAWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA A AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWAWA AWA A AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA AWA

HELLO

CAN MAKE POLICITS IN UR CUONTRY?
WANT TO POLITIC ADVERSITING

NO?
K DEN UR NAZI NAZI AND HAS TO BE DESTROYD BY GOAT ARYM

BECUAS ALL WHO IS AGAINST ME IS NAZi

no pun intended, Mr. E.. but its funny that everyone who is against something is a nazi now. srsly how dumb is that. is nazi the new word for *sound of baby crying* ?  also pics are borrowed from internetz. thx for them, u can have them back if you want

NOOO

I PEED

HULP

KRÖTSCHN

WTF DONT LOK IF UR UNDERRAGE

lol it brok leyout

SPACKNUFE

SPACKNUFE

DUCK NAO!

:)))))))999999

I SO LUKY
I HAS GF
OMGZ SEX 7 TIEMS A DAY AND BEER LEL

COCIS

DIS POST USES COOCIS
LIEK DIS

(pic not by me is somewhear from gogle=

IF U HEAT COCKEIS THERN RELEASE TEH COCIE MOSNTER HE WIL EAT IT

OOHH OOOOH DAS NOT OBEMA WTF

HE IS SO CUUUTE WTF
AS CUTE AS CACTUS

WAT NOW HE WIL THROW ATOM BOMB ON DIS BLOFG BECUS I POST PICTUAR OF HIM

AND HE WILL TOO NOW LEL THIS IS A WAR BLOFDDG OMG MY DORBEL RANG IT MUST BE FBUI HELPS ASDSFGU;hi.loö-jpäK'ÜL*14+
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WAT IS A FRENDZONE

this.


and this



and this is their oficial logo



very sad stories thats why im not writing in capital ;_; ;_; ;_;

OK NOW ITS HARMING 4 CHIELD

PLS COEVER EYES FROM TEH CHIELDS THIS IS HARMFUL 4 THEM




BEWARE!"!!!!

TELETUBES!"!"!"§!!123

POOPY PANTS

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
DAT MUST STINKS

WTF SO SILENCE

SORY 4 SILENEC



HERR IS SALAMI ENTERPRIS

THI SMAY BE TOO VOK 4 U

HE MIHT BECOM PON FARR AND THEN RAEP U IN BUTT SO BEWARE

O LOOK A CRAPED DIPAER

WTF IM STILL DA

O YES I AM STILL DAR
U SLEEP WELL I HOEP BCAUS HERE IS STUFF NAO DAT WIL BLOH YUR MIND

OMGZ I FAPD WHIEL WATCHING STAR TREK VOYAGR AND NAO JENWAY IS BROEKN HALP ME PICERD WAS BETTR HE SMIELD AT ME WHIEL I WAS FAPING

DIS IS MAI PNIS BTW:

LOL HELLO THAR IM IN DA BPJM LIST ROFL
I DUNNO WHAI; HERE IS NO GOAR PORN OR KINDERSEX
HELP  MMMEEEEEEEE!!!11

KAN HAS CHEEZBORGERR??
BTW PLAY KOUNTER STREIK KIDS ITS FUNTO SMESH HEDS WIT SNIEPR 180° NOSCOEP